Funny Quotes about Milk

“Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.”


“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”


“You should respect each other and refrain from disputes; you should not, like water and oil, repel each other, but should, like milk and water, mingle together.”


“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.”




“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”